Saturday, October 01, 2011

Take a hike, Mike!

I've a very good friend of mine who was "pestered" by a guy. She liked the guy no doubt but she was not able to cope up the so called unofficial relationship. Things she did made me want to write this post. This article gives the basic tips to girls who are pestered by "their" boys. Now since we, the so-called-fairer sex are obstinate and persistent it actually makes getting rid of us difficult. While some of the boys have - "The grapes are sour" kinda attitude towards the girl that ditched them, others go into the - "Revenge is a dish best served cold" kinda mode. While the former is a harmless mode, the latter can prove to be irritating and frustrating if not dangerous for the girl. The best way out for a girl in this paradigm is to actually make the guy walk away, not wanting to come back. This has to be subtle because if the guy gets frustrated and feels cheated it may make him go into the "revenge mode". Some of the best tricks to do it.

Rub salt on his wounds:
The best way to make a person feel worthless is to rub salt on his wounds. The best part about this is that he will retaliate to the world, but if you say that to him all he can do is get dejected and actually feel worthless. If the guy has a past relationship what you can do is do something silly and when he tries to reprimand you turn the tables on him and accuse him that this kinda behaviour of his would have been the reason of the previous girl dumping him!

Make fun:
Make constant fun of his dreams and ambitions in life. When he tries to defend his actions don't give a SHIT to his explanations and turn a deaf ear to what he has to say. Stay Aloof!

Hide and Seek:
Play a virtual hide and seek with the guy. E.g. Leave him a message saying "Hi"; 95% of the times he will reply to you within 5mins of him receiving the message no matter how busy he is. Now don't reply. There is a high chance of getting a "reply!!!!" kinda message from him after your silence. Don't reply. Again after a couple of hours repeat the same. Do it till his tipping point and when he actually tries ask you in a very irritated mode. Tell him he does not understand you and you cant tolerate it. Simply install an application called GUILT v2.3:16 :P

Get that Hippocratic bitch out:
All the above points are gonna make him walk away from you. Now more often than not, most of the guys really take efforts to actually keep track of the girls who dumped them. Now they will make repeated attempt to reach you, ignore them. He will resort to social network to keep track of you. For those who want to torment the guys, go a bit further. Do precisely those things that you were against when you were with him. Esp the things he wanted you to be part of and you were against. Before you perverted minds actually start thinking lemme give few examples. Like he might have asked you to hangout with him for the entire day and you were scared that ppl might spot you guys. Do it now with another guy and make sure it reaches him.

Well all said and done, just be sure that he does not get into the "Aata mazi satakli mode" and screws up your happiness!! All are not decent like me.. :P
*Wink Wink* xD


Red Handed said...

Good one boss.
I too have a blogpost which i wrote in the month of April on the very similar idea. we got some points matching.Great minds think alike eh!!:)

check it out

Madhulika said...

This one was.... wooooowww...
a great post... :)
i would really love it if you would do such a great post on my blog as a guest post...
it would be a honor for me :)

the other side of me said...

yes i read the one wrote by red handed too..hahaha..u guys think alike :P

nice post,had a good laugh ;)

PeeVee said...

:D LOL, how absolutely evil!!
But if a guy just refuses to let go, then he's just asking for it, ain't he:)
Good one, mate!

Center Shocker said...

@otherside. Yeh lol we think a lot on the same lines :)
@peeVee Being a guy I know wat actually turns us "OFF" :P

Soumya said...

WOW! I so love the sheer honesty in this post. I have done almost all of these in my own way. Worked most of the times but at times you know, the only way to get rid of a person is by using a bullet :P

First time here and loving it. Hope to see more and more honesty from you, I don't want to be the only one doing that :)


Center Shocker said...

@Soumya - 1stly ty. I know. Lotta ppl run away from such topics and the impending truth. I love writing such topics! More in store..